fat like your mother

Mon, 30 Jan 2006 06:17:20 GMT

DO YOU DESIRE TO VIEW PHOTOS OF COOL PEOPLE???

Thu, 23 Jun 2005 05:51:38 GMT

omgzzzz fucking shit

Thu, 12 Aug 2004 06:30:47 GMT

I was at sunset place yesterday night walking around and trying to decide if I wanted to go to the alley or not when LO AND BEHOLD, a total hottie walks by, so I followed her all the way to Urban Outfitters. I hate that store SO MUCH, but I didn't have anything better to do so I went inside and started making eyes at her across all the displays of overpriced capitalist trendshit they have. Then I saw this really awesome green and yellow polo shirt on a sale rack, and I was thinking "what's the harm in just trying it ON??? By using one of their dressing rooms when a paying customer who wants to buy stuff could be in there, I will be FIGHTING THE SYSTEM". By then the girl had left to somewhere so I went to try it on and while I was in the dressing room

THE FUCKING DOOR OPENS,

scaring the shit out of me, but it was the hottie so then I was like "oh, hey there". We totally made out for like 17 minutes or so, but then she started trying to undo my belt and I was like "I don't know... I'm not a slut" but she thought I was calling HER a slut then she got really pissy and left and then this TOTAL POSEUR who was working there started yelling at me making out with her in the dressing room and they fucking kicked me out of the store and said to not shop there for a month, YEAH LIKE I FUCKIN CARE.

But anyway, the bad news is, little miss slutty slut actually WAS a slut after all!!!

AND SHE GAVE ME FUCKING LIP HERPES

whoa

Tue, 15 Jun 2004 21:20:44 GMT

The alley is all psychedelic now.

dudes

Sun, 06 Jun 2004 23:18:08 GMT

I am totally doing this.

Sun, 06 Jun 2004 17:36:53 GMT

The more I think about it, the crazier this seems. Have I reached the point of no return, or can I still change my mind?

Is it wrong to decieve you so?

XxxCAROLiNA06xxX (12:18:26 AM): wow. you're not cool to me

Sun, 06 Jun 2004 04:30:20 GMT

Jasen convinced me to get a livejournal. I suppose it will be something good to do this summer when I don't have anything else to do.

Not much happening this weekend.
I went to main street alone on friday and saw Harry Potter. Alfonso Cuaron is so awesome, all the characters looked super hot and indie wearing hoodies and track jackets and shit. I think I'm gonna watch y tu mama tambien again tomorrow.